Two Ironies

Two Ironies to share:

Irony 1. 

We are told NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics." 

BUT, on the other hand. "We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the

actions of a few lunatics." 

How is that supposed to work??? 

Irony 2. 

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture,

is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and

Food Stamps ever, to 47.5 million people (most recent figures available

April 2013). 

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of the

Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for

the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will

not learn to take care of themselves." 

Thus ends today's two lessons in irony.